Oh Maggie is pleased to welcome our new resident blogger HEAUXXX.
HEAUXXX are an avant-garde fetish cabaret double act who will be sharing their expert views and reviews within the fetish scene, including new fetish products and events.
HEAUXXX’s Event Review: La Freak Smut Cinema
If you’re over the whole post 50 Shades of Grey trauma and in need of something more than Burlesque night at the local working men’s club may we suggest……LA FREAK SMUT CINEMA!!!!
Last night Heauxxx made a short trip down to a quaint part of Shoreditch to attend La Freak Smut Cinema at The Macbeth. Having been so intrigued & excited by the event we couldn’t wait to get through the door. As we were lead up three flights of stairs you really do feel like you are headed to a secret, hidden part of The Macbeth.
We reached the Attic and were greeted by erotic imagery from all eras and sexualities across the walls. After we had taken a seat, glass of wine in hand on one of the comfy sofas (there to encourage cosiness and conversation) the beautiful Jules of La Freak came over with some popcorn cones for us to snack on. The Attic was brimming with people of all different ages and walks of life, couples, singletons and small groups of friends all with one thing in common – we were all there to explore our inner Freak!
The first chapter of the Collage of erotic film was Kissing; the music was a cool warehouse style beat to accompany the steamy, visual stimulants of lips, tongues and facial expressions of artistically edited snippets of erotic film. The film was captivating, and we were hooked. Almost hypnotizing the imagery flickered, repeated, slowed down and sped up a collection of close ups, long shots, girls with girls, guys with guys, girls with guys all from different styles and years of film – All imagery had been finely selected and created to flow with the beat and enhance your senses.
The chapters in the film included BDSM, Masturbation, Japanese cartoon porn and more. La Freak Smut Cinema managed to cover all Fetishes, pleasures and sexualities in the collection of film – tickling everyone’s fancy and I’m sure opening up the minds of the more curious and tamed. The one thing we really loved about La Freak Smut Cinema is they have the balance of socialising, sex and art just right.
The atmosphere is open and relaxed and is a great place to meet new people and discuss topics and subjects you could never do sat at the bar of your ‘normal’ establishment – you also are given some amazing red sequined Nipple Tassels as a little treat on your way home, which completely fits the mood you are left with. Freak Smut Cinema will have an amazing year and we certainly recommend attending their upcoming events in 2014!!!
For more information please visit the La Freak Smut Cinema at www.lafreak.co.uk
You can also follow Heauxxx on Twitter @HEAUXXX
The G-Vibe is a distinctive, high quality, rechargeable vibrator that is friendly to both men and women. It is a dual stimulation vibrator which can be used several different ways.
If you’re looking at this toy and wondering how the hell am I supposed to use it? Then rest assured the G-Vibe comes with detailed instructions complete with images such as the one attached below.
The G-vibe is made of a high quality, premium medical silicone that is hypoallergenic and ecologically safe and consists of two flexible prongs
The silicone is incredibly smooth, and my fingers effortlessly glide across it. There’s honestly barely any drag to it whatsoever. The second thing I did was run my nose along the toy to see if there was any kind of unpleasant smell, and there wasn’t.
The total length of the G-vibe, including the handle, is 9 inches long. The insert-able length is just over 6 inches, and the circumference of the G-vibe is just over 4 inches.
The length of the prongs, from tip to split, is 3 1/2 inches long. The space between the two prongs, from tip to tip, is right in between 3 1/2 and 4 inches.
When you put pressure on the prongs and split them yourself, it can split in between 6 and 6 1/2 inches.
The G-vibe is charged by a USB charging cord. You can charge it on a computer or with a USB charger adapter. The charging port is located at the base of the toy. In order to plug in the charger, you have to lift the plug-like piece of silicone.
Whilst charging the toy and during use the buttons on the toy light up. They flash whilst the toy is charging and stay solid once it’s finished charging. When you’re done charging the toy, make sure that you securely plug that piece back in the charging port. That’s going to keep it from getting ruined by water.
The initial charging time for the G-vibe is 8 hours. With all my experience with rechargeable toys, I have found that I get the best life results when I follow the initial charging times.
You’re supposed to get 4 hours of playtime with one charge, but it can vary depending on what level of vibrations you use. I used my G-vibe on the highest setting and I got right around 3 hours of playtime out of it. All charges after your initial charge takes about 45 minutes to an hour max.
The G-vibe has two motors, one at the tip of each prong that provides the 6 different vibration patterns.
Attached below is a picture straight from the G-vibe website, showing you how the 6 different vibrations work.
The image is very true to the vibration patterns.
When you first turn the G-vibe on the noise level is very quiet however once you get up to the highest setting, you can hear a very perceptible buzzing noise however once the G-vibe is inserted or subdued by other body parts the noise level reduces considerably.
The controls on the G-vibe are easy to use, and commonly used on a lot of other toys. On the base of the toy there is 3 buttons that control the intensity and take you through the different patterns. The “+” button powers on the toy and increases the intensity of the vibrations, the “-” button decreases the vibrations and powers the toy off, and the button in the middle with the squiggly line on it scrolls through the different vibration patterns.
As far as packaging goes, the G-vibe is very nicely packaged and comes complete with a classy white fabric drawstring pouch. The sturdy box is a perfect fit for the G-vibe to sit which makes it ideal for storage purposes.
Overall the G-vibe scores an impressive 9/10 and Maggie thoroughly recommends it. The G-vibe is an excellent product which is pure luxury and fun.
The G-Vibe retails at £79.99 and can be purchased on the Oh Maggie website at www.ohmaggie.com.
To go direct to the G-vibe product page and proceed to checkout click the following link http://ohmaggie.com/shop/luxury-vibrators/g-vibe/
Its official Britain’s NHS has endorsed regular romps as one of the best ways to lose weight and boost the immune system. In fact, according to NHS Direct “Orgasms even help prevent frown lines“
On average sex burns 1300 kilojoules an hour and the endorphins released stimulate the immune system. So the longer you “do the deed” and the more adventurous you are, gymnastically, the fitter you get.
Researchers have found that an hour of romance between the sheets burns almost as many calories as a 30 minute jog and so should be taken into account when drawing up a fitness plan.
Lets get Sexercising!!
Ever wondered what the best position for baby making is when getting busy in the bedroom? If the answer is yes and you would like to know how to increase your chances of getting pregnant in the boudoir then read on.
Whilst there is no single position that leads to a sure thing, they can all make the magic of having a baby happen. When trying to get pregnant, it’s actually best to have sex every other day around ovulation to maintain a good sperm count, so spice up your love life with each of these deeply penetrating twists on oldie-but-goodie moves!
While some people think the missionary position (man on top) is ideal for trying to conceive, banking on gravity working in your favour, there’s no scientific proof. If you want to keep grooving this way, but want to switch it up, try the CAT (Coital Alignment Technique) position.It was coined by sex researcher Edward Eichel in the late 80s. It’s a variation of the missionary style, and you’ve probably been doing it already and didn’t realise it was actually a different move. If you’re not familiar with it, give it a try for the love of science.
The move: When your guy is on top of you, shift his weight onto you and toward your shoulders, and align your pelvis with his. With legs bent, thrust your hips toward him as he thrusts toward you, and at the same time rotate your hips in a grinding motion to stimulate an orgasm that’s as good—if not better—as when you’re straddling your guy cowgirl style.
SCISSOR OR STARFISH POSITION
You don’t have to be flexible to spice things up with creative placements of your legs that allow for deeper penetration—just be adventurous!
The move: Lie on your side with one leg raised in the air. Have your partner lie on his side facing you so he can slide right in with his legs in between yours. Lock hands, pushing your hips into each other while pulling your upper bodies away from each other while in the hold, surrendering to the intensity of the experience.
ON ALL FOURS (AKA DOGGY STYLE) POSITION WITH A LIFT
When you assume this pleasure-seeking position, he’ll go far in hitting all the right zones. If you have a tiled or a tipped uterus (which means the uterus tips toward the back of the pelvis), some speculate that rear-entry sex is best for conceiving. While there’s no solid scientific evidence to back this up, you can have a lot of fun fact-checking the move out yourself.
The move: Give the hands-and-knees pose a boost by hiking up your bottom or one of your legs for plunging excitement. When lying on your belly, curve your lower back, lifting your bottom as high as you can, and if you want to surprise your partner, hook one of your legs around him.
THE INTERLOCK POSITION
A spin on the seated missionary position, this back-bending move is for the couple who wants to defy gravity in search of discovering the A-Spot, the highly erogenous area between the G-Spot and the cervix.
The move: Get into the seated missionary position. Your man sits with his legs bent, hands behind him, and then lifts his hips. You do the same but rest your legs on his shoulders. From there, just turn yourselves on!
LEGS ON SHOULDERS POSITION
If you feel you’re not limber or strong enough to hold your body long enough to get the rise you need out of the interlock position, don’t despair. You can still reach sensual heights for baby-making bliss with your feet in the air.
The move: Lie on the edge of the bed, while your guy stands in front of you, put your legs up on his shoulders, and enjoy in a more laid-back way!
REVERSE COWGIRL POSITION
This is the ride-him right move that will let you take control!
The move: Straddle him, and then pivot around. You can even squat while rotating your hips while moving your pelvis area up and down for deep penetration. For extra action, you can swivel your body around in a full 360-degree movement.
Cuddle time in bed can turn into moaning-great time if you use that embrace to your sexual as well as your emotional advantage.
The move: Lay on your side with your partner spooning you from behind, so your back is to his front. Have him enter you while he’s holding you from behind. Twist around your upper body, so you’re looking into one another’s eyes, while pushing your hips into one another and at the same time pulling your upper bodies away from each other while in the position.
All that’s left to do now is start practicing!!
Love Maggie x
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If you haven’t tried a glass dildo you might be wondering what the appeal is. Take a look at our top tips to find out why glass dildos are becoming increasingly popular.
- They can last forever so provide great value
- They are easy to clean, chemical resistant and odour resistant
- The sensations from glass, its weight and its varying shapes are unlike any other toy experience
- Glass enhances orgasms due to their rigidity
- Glass cannot be surpassed for G-Spot play
- Glass Dildos can be warmed or cooled for a variety of sensations
- They are visually stimulating, artful even. You don’t need to hide your Glass toys as you might your other naughty bits. Some people actually display them